Tuesday, February 16, 2010

How Many Women Shave Groin

Sorpresas inesperadas

Bilbao
when you're in another city. when you leave a conference and not have much time to eat. When, therefore, do not have much time to choose. when you see a restaurant and think "Well, let's get here." when you see the daily menu is expensive. when you see it and think "I will ask the letter." when you enter and the waiter takes your coat. when you save it in a place unknown to you. when you leave your water bottle at another table for rellenarte the glass every time you have it empty. When serving dessert before you remove the crumbs with a silver thing made for. when a kiwi it will charge € 6.50 plus VAT. before you go when the waiter brings the coat and puts you . when suddenly the portfolio is empty. when UP 'then gives you indigestion. when there is nothing more to say or comment

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Bilbao

Quando sei in un'altra cittá . Quando esci gives congresso e non hai molto tempo per pranzare. quando, di Conseguenze, non hai molto tempo per scegliere. Quando see a restaurant and think, "We go here on." when you see the daily menu is expensive. when you see it and think "will take other things." when the waiter comes and takes away your coat ;. when the door to a place you do not know the location. when it leaves your water bottle in another table to fill your glass whenever it is empty. when before taking dessert off the crumbs with a silver thing just that. when a kiwi it costs € 6.50 plus VAT. before you go away when the waiter brings you a coat and puts you . when your wallet is emptied at once. when you are after plus indigestion. when there is nothing to say or comment

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Sleeve Gastrectomy And Gastroparesis

¿Lila or fuchsia?

ABRIL 2009 * Boda de una pareja de amigos mios, en el Ayuntamiento a amiga de Ella está leyendo el Discurso cuando, de repente, Suelta "... y para el Floristería colorblind ...", Levanta la novia de el branch florecitas fuchsia, almost everybody is doubtful without understanding the meaning of that phrase while some friends are starting to break out laughing. The ceremony is over, I go to the Bride and say, "Why ?"... colorblind Florists I knew the field had to be fuchsia and purple flowers, but apparently the night before the wedding Florists had called his dealer and I think the conversation went something like this:
Florists
: "Hey, you are ready flowers?"
DELIVERY: "Yes, I am preparing"
F: "Put me both purple and pink "
R:" What do you lilac and fuchsia? "
F:" Yes, the Bride want a mixed bouquet ... fuchsia and purple ... Do you or not? "
R:" And I do not know! I'm colorblind and I seem all the same, so I command you that I have! "


Florists Then call the bride and tells him what happened and her reaction is ... OUT DE RISA!
so the bride was married with a monochromatic field and live happily ever after (Bride, Groom, and Dealer Florists colorblind)!

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April 2009 * Marriage of a couple of my friends, shared a friend of you is reading the speech when all of a sudden says "... and to the florist color blind ...", the bride up the bouquet of pink flowers, almost all remain banned without understanding the meaning of that phrase and several friends burst out laughing. Ends the ceremony, I approach the bride and tell her: "Why flower color blind ?"... I knew it had to be the bouquet of pink and purple flowers, but apparently, the night before the wedding the florist had called his supplier and the conversation I had been more or less like this:

FLORIST: "Hey, I'm ready flowers?"
SUPPLIER: "Yes, I am preparing"
FI: "Set me as well as those lilac fuchsia"
FOR: "As a purple and pink?"
FI: "Yes, the bride wanted a mixed bouquet ... fuchsia and purple ... you've got it or not?"
FOR: "How should I know? I am color blind and seem all the same, so I send you the ones I have! "


Then call the florist and the bride tells her what had happened and the reaction of you and laughed ... !
Thus the bride with a wedding bouquet and lived all one color (Bride, Groom, and Florist Supplier Dalton) happily ever after!

Salutatory Addressfor Elementary (tagalog)

Everybody wants to fuck, do not they?



wonderful Do not you think the new video of Noise Box? Yes io sono di part è vero, ma mi plant a vero capolavoro! E poi non sono questi carini "tipacci" fatti cartoon? Godetevelo!

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Is not this wonderful video nevus Noise Box? No0 I am very objectives, I admit, but I think a work of art! And besides, are not tender these "little guy" made drawings? Have fun!